Couch Potato

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  • $7.54$8.04

    These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers. • High opacity film that’s impossible to see through • Fast and…

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  • $33.95$35.45

    The trendy raw hem and matching drawstrings mean that this hoodie is bound to become any Couch Potato’s true favorite. • 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece • Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²) • Dyed-to-match drawstrings • Dropped shoulder cut • Cropped body with a raw…

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  • $35.00

    Couch Potato fanny pack is the ultimate accessory for slackers on the go. And this waist bag has everything—the right size, a small inside pocket, and adjustable straps—to become your favorite fashion item if you’re going to a festival, getting ready for a vacation, or just like to keep your…

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    Enjoy the hot summer days in the loose drop shoulder crop top. The top is made of 100% soft and lightweight Airlume cotton and has a relaxed fit for maximum comfort. • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) • Relaxed fit • Oversized…

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  • $18.00

    Every mouse needs a good mouse pad! Couch Potato mouse pad offers supreme grip and effortless mouse movement, and it does so with style. • Soft polyester surface • Natural rubber base • Rounded edges • 2.8 oz (79.4 g) • Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180…

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  • $26.90$31.40

    Here’s to the crazy ones, the lazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes, witless, wooden-head, goof-offs skylarks, the smartypants, whackos, video-gazer, slackers, lotus-eater, daydreamer, here to those who dared, those who didn’t, here is to Couchpotatonilne. This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed…

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  • $31.50$40.00

    Everyone needs a cozy go-to Couch Potato hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that’s soft, smooth, and stylish. It’s the perfect choice for cooler evenings! • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and…

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  • $32.50

    The Unisex organic sweatshirt is made of organic and recycled materials and feels soft and cozy to the touch. It has set-in sleeves, 2×2 rib at collar, and a self-fabric neck tape. Order your next eco-friendly essential and hit the streets in style! • 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester…

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  • $25.50

    This Couch Potato organic ribbed beanie is stylish, practical, and eco-friendly, making it an absolute must-have for your hat selection. Thanks to its breathable lightweight fabric, you can wear it both indoors and outdoors. • 100% organic cotton • Breathable lightweight fabric • Double layer knit • Cuffed beanie •…

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