Designer
Calling All the
Slackers!

Here is to the lazy ones, the round pegs shoved in square holes, the misfits, video gazers, slackers, idlers, daydreamers. Here is to Couch Potatonline.

Exclusive Collections Inspired by idle writing & art doodles from a Couch Potato's wondering mind.

instagram icon
dribbble icon
App
Exclusive Couch Potato Paraphenalia

Regal yourself with visual representation of a veteran slacker's thoughts in collections, & stories sponsored by soliloquy, ideal thinking & toilet seat eureka.

Web
Dumb Genius!

Erudition is not continuous. No one is a genius with every word, thought, decision, and action.

previous arrow
next arrow

Slacker’s Journal

Here’s to the lazy ones, the idlers, the round pegs shoved in the square holes, the misfit, video-gazer, slackers, lotus-eater, goof-offs, skylarks, daydreamers, here to those who dared, those who didn’t, here is to Couchpotatonilne.

Trending Collections

Shop T-shirt, Mugs, Hoodies, Sweats… By Collections

SHOP

Kids Collection

SHOP CASUAL

Dumb Collection

Trending Items

The Couch Potatos’ Paraphernalia

  • $21.17

    Here’s to the crazy ones, the lazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes, witless, wooden-head, goof-offs skylarks, the smartypants, whackos, video-gazer, slackers, lotus-eater, daydreamer, here to those who dared, those who didn’t, here is to Couchpotatonilne. Say goodbye to plastic, and bag…

    Share this:
  • $39.00

    Here’s to the crazy ones, the lazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes, witless, wooden-head, goof-offs skylarks, the smartypants, whackos, video-gazer, slackers, lotus-eater, daydreamer, here to those who dared, those who didn’t, here is to Couchpotatonilne Did you know that fashion and…

    Share this:
  • $16.26

    Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual! These ceramic mugs not only have a beautiful design on them, but also a colorful rim, handle, and inside, so the mug is bound to spice up your mug rack. • Ceramic • Height: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) •…

    Share this:
  • $25.30$32.30

    This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors…

    Share this:
  • $40.69$42.69

    There’s nothing like a garment that fits just right! The Slacker’s Revenge women’s eco fitted hoodie offers a feminine, slim cut and will feel extra soft on your skin. Pair it with sweats, jeans, or a dress, and add it to your wardrobe today. • 80% ring-spun organic cotton, 20%…

    Share this:
  • $18.00

    Every mouse needs a good mouse pad! Couch Potato mouse pad offers supreme grip and effortless mouse movement, and it does so with style. • Soft polyester surface • Natural rubber base • Rounded edges • 2.8 oz (79.4 g) • Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180…

    Share this:
  • $26.00$30.50

    The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable. • 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon • Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk for extra durability • 40 singles • Regular fit •…

    Share this:
  • $36.00$38.00

    Looking for a comfy hoodie for your little one? This premium quality Slacker’s Revenge kids eco hoodie has a front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs, and a lined hood for additional warmth. It’s snug and soft to the touch. What’s more, the hoodie is made from organic cotton and recycled polyester,…

    Share this:
  • $35.00

    Couch Potato fanny pack is the ultimate accessory for slackers on the go. And this waist bag has everything—the right size, a small inside pocket, and adjustable straps—to become your favorite fashion item if you’re going to a festival, getting ready for a vacation, or just like to keep your…

    Share this:
  • $26.62$31.12

    The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable. • 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon • Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk for extra durability • 40 singles • Regular fit •…

    Share this:
  • $37.00$41.00

    Who knew that the softest hoodie you’ll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won’t regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings. • 100% cotton face • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester • Front pouch pocket…

    Share this:
  • $19.00

    Every mouse needs a good mouse pad! Couch Potato Dumb collection mouse pad offers supreme grip and effortless mouse movement, and it does so with style. • Soft polyester surface • Natural rubber base • Rounded edges • 2.8 oz (79.4 g) • Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220…

    Share this:
  • $24.56

    Dress your baby to the nines with this 100% cotton one piece. It has three snap leg closure for easy changing, a comfortable envelope neckline, and a beautiful print that’s bound to get the baby all happy and giggling. • 100% ring-spun combed cotton • Heather colors are 52% ring-spun…

    Share this:
  • $28.50

    Enjoy the hot summer days in the loose drop shoulder crop top. The top is made of 100% soft and lightweight Airlume cotton and has a relaxed fit for maximum comfort. • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) • Relaxed fit • Oversized…

    Share this:
  • $26.90$31.40

    Here’s to the crazy ones, the lazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes, witless, wooden-head, goof-offs skylarks, the smartypants, whackos, video-gazer, slackers, lotus-eater, daydreamer, here to those who dared, those who didn’t, here is to Couchpotatonilne. This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed…

    Share this:
Share this: