Here is to the lazy ones, the round pegs shoved in square holes, the misfits, video gazers, slackers, idlers, daydreamers. Here is to Couch Potatonline.
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Here’s to the lazy ones, the idlers, the round pegs shoved in the square holes, the misfit, video-gazer, slackers, lotus-eater, goof-offs, skylarks, daydreamers, here to those who dared, those who didn’t, here is to Couchpotatonilne.
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Dress your baby to the nines with this 100% cotton one-piece. It has three snap leg closures for easy changing, a comfortable envelope neckline, and a beautiful print that’s bound to get the baby all happy and giggling. • 100% ring-spun combed cotton • Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed…
Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this Dear Overthinker Couchpotato organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between. • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill • Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²) • Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ ×…
Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this Dumb CouchPotato organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between. • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill • Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²) • Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″…
Enjoy the hot summer days in the loose drop shoulder crop top. The top is made of 100% soft and lightweight Airlume cotton and has a relaxed fit for maximum comfort. • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) • Relaxed fit • Oversized…
The Unisex organic sweatshirt is made of organic and recycled materials and feels soft and cozy to the touch. It has set-in sleeves, 2×2 rib at collar, and a self-fabric neck tape. Order your next eco-friendly essential and hit the streets in style! • 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester…
Meet your next streetwear essential—the oversized Couch Potato tie-dye t-shirt. The tee has a cool, relaxed fit and is highly durable thanks to its heavyweight cotton material. Join the tie-dye trend and order it for yourself today. • 100% US grown cotton • Fabric weight: 7.5 oz/yd² (254 g/m²) •…
Couch Potato fanny pack is the ultimate accessory for slackers on the go. And this waist bag has everything—the right size, a small inside pocket, and adjustable straps—to become your favorite fashion item if you’re going to a festival, getting ready for a vacation, or just like to keep your…
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable. • 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon • Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk for extra durability • 40 singles • Regular fit •…
Every mouse needs a good mouse pad! Couch Potato Dumb collection mouse pad offers supreme grip and effortless mouse movement, and it does so with style. • Soft polyester surface • Natural rubber base • Rounded edges • 2.8 oz (79.4 g) • Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220…
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable. • 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon • Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk for extra durability • 40 singles • Regular fit •…
Looking for a comfy hoodie for your little one? This premium quality Slacker’s Revenge kids eco hoodie has a front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs, and a lined hood for additional warmth. It’s snug and soft to the touch. What’s more, the hoodie is made from organic cotton and recycled polyester,…
Enjoy the hot summer days in the loose drop shoulder crop top. The top is made of 100% soft and lightweight Airlume cotton and has a relaxed fit for maximum comfort. • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) • Relaxed fit • Oversized…
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors…
Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual! These ceramic mugs not only have a beautiful design on them, but also a colorful rim, handle, and inside, so the mug is bound to spice up your mug rack. • Ceramic • Height: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) •…
Here’s to the crazy ones, the lazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes, witless, wooden-head, goof-offs skylarks, the smartypants, whackos, video-gazer, slackers, lotus-eater, daydreamer, here to those who dared, those who didn’t, here is to Couchpotatonilne. This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed…
Here’s to the crazy ones, the lazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes, witless, wooden-head, goof-offs skylarks, the smartypants, whackos, video-gazer, slackers, lotus-eater, daydreamer, here to those who dared, those who didn’t, here is to Couchpotatonilne Did you know that fashion and…
Dress your baby to the nines with this 100% cotton one piece. It has three snap leg closure for easy changing, a comfortable envelope neckline, and a beautiful print that’s bound to get the baby all happy and giggling. • 100% ring-spun combed cotton • Heather colors are 52% ring-spun…
Who knew that the softest hoodie you’ll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won’t regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings. • 100% cotton face • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester • Front pouch pocket…
Every mouse needs a good mouse pad! Couch Potato mouse pad offers supreme grip and effortless mouse movement, and it does so with style. • Soft polyester surface • Natural rubber base • Rounded edges • 2.8 oz (79.4 g) • Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180…
There’s nothing like a garment that fits just right! The Slacker’s Revenge women’s eco fitted hoodie offers a feminine, slim cut and will feel extra soft on your skin. Pair it with sweats, jeans, or a dress, and add it to your wardrobe today. • 80% ring-spun organic cotton, 20%…
Here’s to the crazy ones, the lazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes, witless, wooden-head, goof-offs skylarks, the smartypants, whackos, video-gazer, slackers, lotus-eater, daydreamer, here to those who dared, those who didn’t, here is to Couchpotatonilne. Say goodbye to plastic, and bag…