Calling All the

Here is to the lazy ones, the round pegs shoved in square holes, the misfits, video gazers, slackers, idlers, daydreamers. Here is to Couch Potatonline.

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Regal yourself with visual representation of a veteran slacker's thoughts in collections, & stories sponsored by soliloquy, ideal thinking & toilet seat eureka.

Dumb Genius!

Erudition is not continuous. No one is a genius with every word, thought, decision, and action.

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Slacker’s Journal

Here’s to the lazy ones, the idlers, the round pegs shoved in the square holes, the misfit, video-gazer, slackers, lotus-eater, goof-offs, skylarks, daydreamers, here to those who dared, those who didn’t, here is to Couchpotatonilne.

Absurd Symphony of Change: The Grim Reaper's Metamorphosis

Absurd Symphony of Change: The Grim Reaper’s Metamorphosis

Whether it’s outgrowing my favorite tee (because the Medium size doesn’t fit anymore), moving to a new condo, discovering a new cafe, ending a relationship, or changing friends,…

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Ain't no Simp, Anime Simp

Go and Simp No More!

Are you a simp? You’ll probably say ‘’no’’ or you don’t know, but if you flinched before you answered, you probably are, you just never had anyone to…

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Dear Overthinker

I’ve always been an overthinker. Whenever I think about one thing it ends up splitting off into a multitude of other ideas and considerations, all of which end…

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Dumb Genius: Toilet Seat Eureka

Why do we despise being called “dumb”? I know it might sound weird, but for some reason, I have always found the word aesthetically pleasing. It might be…

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Couch Potato: Calling all the Slackers

“There are idlers and idlers, who form a contrast. There’s the one who’s an idler through laziness and weakness of character, through the baseness of his nature… Then…

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